Unicorns
still inhabit some forests in Asia, Norway, and
Siberia, and here is what one should do if he wants
to see a unicorn:
Upon
entering the area known to be inhabited by unicorns;
Don't
wear any hair dye or perfumes. Besides, if you are
really worthy, you would not want to anyway.
Don't
wear any clothes or take any food made of killed
animals, like leather boots and fish sandwiches.
Wearing
protective colouration clothing like those military
people wear won't help, as unicorns can't be fooled
by such things.
Travel
by foot, not by bike. A car or a truck isn't even
worth mentioning.
Walk
normally, but slowly. Do not sneak like a predactor
or run, crushing eveything on your way.
Do
not ride, or be acompanied by an equine (horse creature).
Do
not make a fire unless you are literally freezing.
Travel
alone, or with someone you trust not to spoil the
trip.
If
you see any tracks that might be unicorn, do not
try and take a casting of them.
If
you actually manage to see a unicorn, don't hurry
to take a photo. If you need something to prove
yourself that you didn't dream it, take a sketch.
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